Mr. Hiram Jones had just returned from a personally conducted tour of Europe.
"I suppose," commented a friend, "that when you were in England you did as the English do and dropped your H's."
"No," moodily responded the returned traveller; "I didn't. I did as the Americans do. I dropped my V's and X's."
Then he slowly meandered down to the bank to see if he couldn't get the mortgage extended.—W. Hanny.
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