GEORGIA LAWYER (to colored prisoner)—"Well, Ras, so you want me to defend you. Have you any money?"
RASTUS—"No; but I'se got a mule, and a few chickens, and a hog or two."
LAWYER—"Those will do very nicely. Now, let's see; what do they accuse you of stealing?"
RASTUS—"Oh, a mule, and a few chickens, and a hog or two."
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